Coca-Cola and french fries.
I can't think of anything really good for a person that's easy to come by at any restaurant in any country in the world. Not carrot sticks. Not rice cakes. No little cans of slim fast shakes. Not fruit smoothies or whole grain breads or vegetable juice. But when it comes to fried starch and carbonated sugar, be assured of this... you can find it and you can eat it. And we do. The end.
*photos and title compliments of Gary.