It's kind of like... it's kind of like... well, it's kind of like this:
After months of sending Marie to a prestigious crawling academy, just yesterday she finally showed us what she's got! And I have to say we're a bit confused by the results. It's not crawling. Crawling involves two hands and two knees. What Marie is demonstrating involves two hands, one knee, and one foot. Just like Turks probably ask themselves about James and I, we're asking ourselves, "What is that?" The best I can come up with is "Three limbed scootch." Can you come up with anything? Leave us a comment and tell us what you think Marie is doing (and if you think the money we spent on the crawling academy was worth the result). If you have any idea, you can also let us know what you think we are (Americish? Turkican?) Because we really want to know.